Rose Plate Special: Bachelor in Paradise Season 8, Week 9 (Finale)

It wasn’t until after recording that I realized we didn’t talk about all of the things missing from this reunion. Like, nothing from Jessenia? Nothing from Ency? What’s going on with Flo? We didn’t even hear from the other Australian! All this time for content and you left so much out, how?

BTW, Aaron’s “my truth” Instagram story was mostly about how he loves hot pickles and how reality TV only tells one side of the story, which is the thing literally everyone is saying on the show. We know this. We are smart and discerning. This is why Sammi won’t jump to conclusions and say something like “narcissist,” because we saw little smidgens of fights! But she also hates pickles, so take that as you will.

See you for the next season. Hopefully a book report or two in between for specials!