Rose Plate Special: The Zachelor, Week 1

We’re back! No Jilly Box sponsorship yet, but we persevere. Week 1 with a scandal already is kind of the fastest we’ve ever moved on something like that, right? You can really tell we were just happy to be back as we bounce around the episode. We promise, we’ve been doing this for long enough. It’ll take shape again. Just let us brush the dust off. Sammi apologizes in advance to the anti-maple syrup community for assuming they’re anti-sugar and fatphobic but, like…why hate maple syrup that much?