Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 6
Double standards, horse girls, and new faces – this week had it all. We get a little into the Reddit muck again, but no spoilers! Sammi just keeps getting the annoying popups on her phone, and sometimes, in weak moments, she swims in the mess.
Transcript – Please Forgive Typos!
Sammi
Hello I’m Sammi and you’re listening to rose plate special the most dramatic almond mommingest Merry Goroundingest menschingist recap podcast
Steve
Oh hello and I’m Steve.
Steve
Ever.
Sammi
Of the bachelor ever. Yeah, that was me not having any ideas again. Ah but I will tell you thank you? Um, first of all, we’re well we’re not that late I guess I don’t have to apologize I was going to say but it was kind of interesting because we were both busy with different things. My battery.
Steve
Um, good job.
Sammi
Just decided to completely stop working on my computer and ah become very bulgy. So it’s a good thing I replaced it the same day because I don’t know what would have happened Otherwise yeah I It was weird because I saw.
Steve
Um.
Steve
Um, who yeah no I don’t think I don’t think like a lithium battery is supposed to do that. That’s it’s it.
Sammi
Um, like I watched a video on how to replace my laptop battery cause I was like do I want to pay an extra $ to have someone else. Do it no because my whole goal is to like build a computer in and I’m like if I can’t replace a laptop battery. Do I have any business building a computer.
Steve
Um.
Steve
Right.
Sammi
No, so I can do this and I watch like some videos and I bought like a little fix it kit and okay, are you familiar with the store micro center because I had never heard of it. Why why did I not know that this place existed until yesterday.
Steve
Um, oh yeah, Microsoft is dove I mean there’s.
Steve
I don’t know they’re super cool I mean there’s not near me now. But when I used to live in ah Detroit there was there’s pretty close spy. So yeah, you go there all the time. It’s awesome.
Sammi
Yeah, like I had no clue but that place was bustling. It was like an hour before close and it was so busy and I did like an online order pickup and I got the battery and I got the toolkit and stuff and and the guy who behind the counter was like first of all before I could even say anything it was like I like your outfit. Was like thank you and then he and then he asked oh then he saw my last name and then he said it reminded him of someone from like the witcher and and he goes he goes have you read that I said no and then he said something like you strike me as an english person and I didn’t know if he meant like I am english.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Steve
Um, oh ah.
Sammi
I like the subject english or I like or I like english shows I had no I I mean yes to all I guess but I was like so confused and he’s and I was just like ah I’m not opposed to it and he said great and that was an okay answer.
Steve
Um, like you Mary Poppins ah
Steve
Me.
Sammi
And then we continued and then he tried to he was like oh you know what? I would get is like the bigger toolkit because that thing has everything but I don’t I didn’t know how much I needed. But anyway it was It was very intense in a way I like and I’ll definitely be back. Ah for some sweet sweet bundles.
Steve
New.
Sammi
When I build my computer but I was really proud of myself the video that I watched that demonstrated how to change the battery. It looked just like mine.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Steve
Said That’s always nice too. It makes you feel better when you’re doing it. You’re like okay I could definitely do this. Oh.
Sammi
Well I mean down to the like it looked bloated and so I was like what is happening but I mean this computer’s almost four years old and the only thing I’d have I’ve had to replace is the battery so and with today’s age of planned obsolescence.
Steve
That’s not bad.
Sammi
Um, I think that’s pretty good. Yeah, Thanks! Thanks! Thanks! a lot. Um, so anyway, yeah, so that’s what I was doing yesterday. But now we’re here today and I want to tell you that while I was watching the Golden Bachelor this last week I was.
Steve
Um, yeah, years a good run, nice work.
Sammi
Flipping coupons which I think just doubles the Boomer energy. Yes I was getting really fed up because we just had a bunch of like you know mailers just stacked up in front and I was like.
Steve
Um, real golden bachelor behavior there. Jesus.
Steve
I.
Sammi
You know what? this is the perfect time to just cut out the things I know we might actually use organize them by month and put them put them away So that’s what I did while I was watching this fits up.
Steve
Good act now Dear listeners I will have you know that I ah I watched intently I I did not blink I did not do anything else I didn’t go to the bathroom I didn’t eat I just I just watched the show because I care about what’s more I got it. Um.
Sammi
Oh okay, okay, all right all right? Yeah, okay I see where I was like where is this going? um.
Steve
Um, what a great setup for a show too because I love how they basically lead off the show. It’s hometowns. It’s gonna be weird and different because it’s just no, it’s it’s like a totally different vibe which.
Sammi
Because there’s no parents to please? yeah.
Steve
But it starts off by basically setting Gary up for failure and I love this because he says in the beginning. He’s like I do that I only want to say I love you to other woman rest of my life bro I got to tell you it ain’t going to play out that way.
Sammi
Um, ah yeah.
Steve
So I just as soon as he said that I’m like but.
Sammi
I was kind of surprised I was like I can’t believe he’s getting himself into like Clayton territory over here sticky situation. Um, yeah.
Steve
Yeah, yeah, it’s like don’t don’t back yourself in that corner because it’s not according you want to be and you got you got to leave as many options open as you can. Yeah.
Sammi
You just get wrapped up in the moment production the vibes the family the grandkids going we’ll call you pop pop and then you’re like oh God I Want to be pop pop that sounds so nice. Yeah.
Steve
We all want to be pop pop and masterful editing this week on golden bachelor too because the way this is set up and the emotional journey they take us on is as people just viewing the show. It’s so good because as soon as he says that I’m like oh are you going to commit to that. And then you kind of watch where things go and it’s it’s really masterful stuff I love it. Juicy and also heartwarming.
Sammi
Yeah, it was it was heartwarming. Um, so first we have Teresa and um I know we left on a cliffhanger but like I feel like Teresa’s gone right.
Steve
Oh she’s done so well, it’s it’s great because if you watch just the first like minutes of this episode. You’re like oh Theresa is doing great and then you watch the other ones you’re like oh no Theresa but.
Sammi
So you think okay.
Sammi
She lost compared to the other ones if you just heard a weird noise that was me pulling out my lipton. It could be the weirdest bubbly noise on my side anyway, um so Teresa is first. She bugs me was my note I don’t know I just yeah, she’s like.
Steve
You.
Sammi
She kind of channels the same energy that jes does like I’m just a baby you know and I just like no thanks? Um, but they’re meeting so Jerry are Gary’s meeting like the daughter son in law grandkids and sisters and oh this was sad.
Steve
Um, you.
Sammi
Okay, Teresa’s grandsons kind of sold her out. They were like well she comes over a lot because she’s lonely oh like damn all right and then and then okay this was like such a they have to have like at least cornball like boomer moment in each of these episodes and the
Steve
Ah, yeah.
Steve
Um.
Sammi
This episode was when he was talking to the grandkids and they’re like she she does that thing with her lips and pictures and then they were all doing duck lips. Um, and I was like this just feels like a joke but okay sure um and they’re just like o oh like chick Chik Chicko Teresa oh
Steve
Um.
Sammi
So duck clips. Um, but yeah, so the reason I said alba mom do you think Teresa’s an Alan Mom I just like feel like she is I don’t know I’m getting Almond mom energy from her that’s all I’ll say um, but it was like yeah it was like a pretty benign.
Steve
Um, she definitely could be I think there’s there’s there’s potential there. Yeah.
Sammi
Hometown like the grandkids were like you could be our new pop-up and you know everyone was like well she’s just so sweet. She’s just so sweet and you’d have a really good time with her because she’s sweet.
Steve
All I Love Gary’s playing coy because it’s just like we are you Pep pop now and you just look all I do’t know maybe I will be oh who? Ah I love this. So yeah, it’s It’s mostly like.
Sammi
And he’s like I don’t know maybe we can do ducklips together later. Ah yeah.
Steve
Standard family time. Whatever it’s going. Well it’s going good and you’re thinking ok like nothing bad here and and that’s how it continues and then they they head to the jersey shore as you do little Jim Tan laundry they’re on the Ferris wheel and she.
Sammi
Ah, yeah.
Steve
She drops she drops the I love you like she’s she’s fall in love with them and all this and he what does he say? Oh he’s this is amazing. Um, because it’s you got to like with the I Love used fair thrill.
Sammi
Yes I said mary go round I meant I meant Ferris wheel I had to like Google real quick.
Steve
So if someone says I love you on the bachelor and you’re not ready to say I love you or you can’t because the show has dictated that you can’t you have to come up with like a way to be like that’s so cool without like that like makes them feel validated but like without reciprocating.
Sammi
That’s amazing.
Steve
And he says e wrote this down that makes me feel so special so like okay, there’s this not answer because he can’t say it yet and and this is me like based on the on what he says in the beginning and based on this I’m thinking ok gary is he’s saving the I love you He’s going to drop it that. During like the the grandpa fantasy suite or like the at the very end or we’re going to get and I love you later but then but then he doesn’t say it to her on the Ferris wheel. But then we cut to him just like getting the you know like the confessional style like.
Sammi
Ah.
Steve
Productions just interviewing him and he says that he’s fallen in love again and they’s in love with Teresa he says he’s in love with Teresa and so my initial thought is like oh shit I do this this went pretty well. But I think go that it but that fuck it well so I guess it’s done right? We’re done because he said he’s always saying I love you.
Sammi
Well and he didn’t just well and he didn’t just say that. Okay, he said for someone who paid only attention to the show. Um, can’t believe you miss this? Ah so he said ah I’m not just falling in love I’m.
Steve
Right.
Sammi
In love for the first time since I’m in love again, that’s what he said. yeah that’s what he said
Steve
Wow. Ah, you mean love with Theresa yeah, that’s what he says? Um, so then so then we are led to believe and this is the mask for editing. We’re like oh fucking done deal right? It’s over. We know that he said he’s only going to say I love you to one woman and it’s Teresa.
Sammi
Yeah, you’re like time to pack it up and go we’re done I Guess so.
Steve
And I didn’t think it was gonna be Teresa. But here we are all but here’s are that little dirty dog. He yeah, he’s he swerves us. He swerves us because it turns out this is a man who loves everyone and perhaps he loves tersa least of all.
Sammi
He does.
Steve
Right? ah.
Sammi
Yes, at least yeah, that’s at least that’s a thing. Um, So yeah I mean it seems like it goes well and then and then he goes on the date with faith and he’s like oh like ah she looks. Awesome and Wow like he’s just kind of gets like stars and his eyes are on Faith. He’s just like Wow and then they have like so they go on horseback and they have the most awkward horseback Kiss ever No, it looks like it hurts.
Steve
Oh he loves that horse girl. Oh.
Steve
It’s not good and then and then she says the weirdest stuff faith is constantly doing weird stuff and I’m kind of into it but like only because I don’t have to experience it directly. But at some point they’re like doing their awkward like whatever ride around thing on the horses and. She’s like she’s like oh my my old horse is buried over there something like it’s such a weird thing to say my horse is buried. There.
Sammi
Um, ah yeah, she was like I can’t move because my horse is buried over there and he was just like and he’s like well yeah, he just goes. Well yeah, it’s really tough that would be tough like.
Steve
I Like think of like ominous things You don’t want people to say to you and my horse is buried over. There is like top of that list for me.
Sammi
I Mean yeah, it would be worse to say like my ex is buried there but you know yeah my horse is buried. There is like definitely up there. Um, yeah I mean it’s interesting I Do think her family is pretty cool. Um.
Steve
Um, yeah, yeah.
Steve
M.
Steve
Um, oh sure. Ah I don’t think so I could be wrong. They do look a lot of like they could be oh know.
Sammi
Question are her son’s twins.
Sammi
They look a lot alike. But yeah I just couldn’t tell anyway. Um.
Steve
Great. But I mean and and then you know other than the horse right? It’s basically it’s the same Teresa stuff. You know it’s a lot of like you know are you are you? The new pep pep they they all have their pep pep moments pop pep pop pop papa plate. Let’s play. Let’s.
Sammi
Pep Pep Pep Pep pop up and papa.
Steve
To throw around the old Pig skin with the grandkids or maybe not grandkids. We don’t know how this is gonna end up. But yeah.
Sammi
Yeah, so yeah, so um, but yeah, they’re just kind of like are you in love and then um and then he goes Yeah I kind of think I am um so.
Steve
Um, great.
Sammi
And then I wrote so he says in love with Teresa and then he also says like in love with faith or whatever and then um oh my gosh faith sister almost made me cry because she’s talking to gary and she’s just like it’s ah it’s a really rare thing for faith to trust people with her heart. So like don’t. Get up you know and she’s like ah.
Steve
Faith. It’s a little kooky and she’s she’s like yeah I don’t even I don’t even believe in love and he’s like whoki but this is the interesting thing and this is what turned it for me is after they have that like weird exchange. Ah.
Sammi
Um.
Steve
With Beth the face sister they like Beth says something like she says like oh I can tell that you’re in love with faith right? and instead of brushing that off because then face like oh you see out. Ah, ah. Gary instead of like just laughing and just like playing it. Cool. He’s like oh would you see that and then she said I would say that and then they say they say I love you to each other. So now we have this bizarro position right? because he says he’s only going to say it to person. He says it off camera to Teresa. But now on camera he has said I love you to faith. So this is like and my my brain is just exploding at this point because like how how how what’s going on my my my world has been shattered I’m ok with it because I don’t think Theresa should win. But. It’s just wild right? it’s.
Sammi
I I suppose it’s wild. It’s wild I don’t know if I would use the word wild but you did so I’ll let you use that word.
Steve
Yeah I but like what is so the other thing is to like obviously it’s it’s edited in a way where we’re allowed to like it’s it’s done this way intentionally to mess with me I get that. Thank you bachelor but like. When he said that he was only going to say I love you to person like what is the order that this is going in who actually got the first I love you that is interesting to me and then at some point like.
Sammi
Um, that’s a good question because he did seem kind of hesitant to say it. But then he was like well yeah I mean I guess I am you know and then he was just like yeah you know what? and then I mean he looks at faith like like oh you know? so.
Steve
Yeah, yeah, and the the wild part to me is at some point despite saying that he only wanted to say those words I love you to other woman. He was just like oh well, you he just gave up on it. Ah.
Sammi
Yeah.
Sammi
Yeah, well I mean I think you know maybe that’s just that comes with age. You’re just like whatever okay is that gonna be something you get that upset about we don’t have time. Um, yeah I mean it was interesting and they’re like they’re like kissing and stuff and the grandkids are like E Um, at the end.
Steve
Um, whatever and I got time.
Steve
Who is.
Sammi
And that my only note was that he’s gonna get himself in an entanglement. Um, yeah I can see it I’m excited because there is gonna be a women tell all. So if it comes up. It’ll come up then but I was I wasn’t sure if they were gonna do a women tell all so I was like actually kind of happy that.
Steve
Um, this is straight up entanglement situation.
Steve
Yeah, what? What do these women have to really they they don’t much to tell other than like I guess they could be mad about that but they probably won’t be and they’re so nice to each other so it’ll just make we’re all best friends we play pickle ball in Fort Lauderdale now like that’s going to be the whole thing.
Sammi
They’re doing it.
Sammi
I think it’s going to be a little bit of like the cathy. Well I don’t know well I okay here’s the thing if Teresa ends up going home then she might be there. You know hard to say though hard to say um, but yeah, so so that’s that’s the only thing I think I mean regardless Kathy is going to.
Steve
Um, who yeah.
Sammi
Her mind about it. It just depends on if someone else is there also listening or whatever. Um, so okay, so so now Gary’s basically in my city essentially next door. Um, and and he’s with Leslie and.
Steve
I.
Sammi
And she and Leslie calls him a mensch. Um, which is sweet and I love the minnesota accents. It just feels very cozy, very much like home very much love it and um, we find out a little bit more like um that you know her brother’s the one who’s going to be protective because.
Steve
Martin Love that.
Sammi
And this sounds like yeah so hard because he like picked her up from school or whatever and and she’s like where’s my dad and he’s like not here. Ah, he’s dead. Ah so that was messed up and so her brother like.
Steve
Um.
Sammi
Yeah, had like a major role in her life growing up and he’s very protective and it sounds like she’s been with a bunch of Zeros absolute losers and tools which I believe like I mean she’s really I mean I hate to be like that like she’s really pretty.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Sammi
And she’s like a dancer and stuff and I’m sure she attracted some real chodes. You know so like not not shocking, not her fault but not shocking and ah her brother just is like a bizarro version of my dad. Ah so that was strange ah and.
Steve
You.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Sammi
Ah, yeah I mean I think it’s a good conversation that they had. He seems to like Gary so that wasn’t like too hard to like prove you know I don’t know being trustworthy or whatever. Um the grandkids are these grandkids are the best ones? do you. Love my grandma like they asked a bunch of but like weren’t they the ones who who did the the scripted stuff like are you here for the white weasens I do like where well.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Steve
Oh yeah, because if you get a kid that like does that voice you got he got to exploit it and I agree with you % these are the best kids as someone who is like vehemently antich childrenre like I mean you can go have some I don’t care I just don’t want to like be around him.
Sammi
You just don’t want to deal them deal with them. Yeah, yeah.
Steve
No, why are they always? They’re always covered in like boogers or food and they’re just they’re not smart I mean? yeah yeah, what do you Oh you are yeah I could tell like you know, um baby. Yeah, ah, but no these these kids are cute.
Sammi
God just grow up already. What’s your problem just be smart already. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you you talk like you’re we like yeah I’m in third grade. Yeah, they’re really key. Yeah, yeah, um.
Steve
I Don’t want to like be responsible for him. But I’m glad someone is.
Sammi
Yeah, so then she went from saying falling love to in love and she’s like I’m crazy about you and he says and he’s like I love you and I will say in terms of the women into on paper Leslie makes the most sense because she’s.
Steve
Moon.
Steve
Oh yeah, yeah.
Sammi
Not that far away like they can find they could move to Chicago they could meet in the middle you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I mean it’s like if you’re already like in the midwest you kind of know the deal and like do you want to stay in Indiana like probably not.
Steve
Yeah, yeah, our Milwaukee will welcome you with open arms here I’m I’m here for you. Gary.
Sammi
Like you want to move to Minnesota or Wisconsin or something like that.
Steve
Um, well and and Teresa especially like comes with a lot of the ah the the big I don’t know the geographical baggage because the family was even like they were like oh she’s lonely and but also she spends every single day with my children. How will that change here. He’s like. I don’t know we’ll make it work. It’s like bro I don’t know if you will. Ah.
Sammi
Yeah, yeah, and I mean with faith I Think if he’s open to like moving I I don’t think that there’s any other way with her. It’s yeah her horse necessary. Well and she’s still working in stuff and.
Steve
Um, yeah I mean her horse is buried there like what it.
Sammi
I mean but I could see him saying I want to total change a pace and let’s do this for a while and then like once we retire let’s decide what else we want to do and I could see faith also changing her mind and moving or whatever but I feel like if they moved they’d move somewhere I don’t know like.
Steve
Um.
Steve
Yeah, why? Why would anyone live in Indiana come on.
Sammi
Not indiana like if it was the of them I don’t know I did it for a few semesters and that was enough um no offense to all of our who’s your listeners. Um, but yeah, like it’s. Yeah, if it was them I feel like they would probably just like live other places in like California or something like that you know or like they they do like you know hippie dippy stuff in Arizona. Whatever um, so that just it’s like I feel like he would change his habits to be with her. Um, whereas with Leslie it’s like yeah I think I don’t know just from outside observation. It just seems like it makes the most sense it would be the easiest to adjust. Um, they would no matter what no matter where they settled if it was like somewhere in between or on one side or the other they still wouldn’t be.
Steve
Um.
Sammi
Too far away from their families. So yeah, it just seems like that makes sense and Leslie also kind of seems open. She didn’t say I she didn’t say anything about like I would have to stay here right? I didn’t think so so.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Steve
No I don’t think so.
Sammi
That’s so that’s the only thing so I mean it wasn’t surprising to me. Oh I also made a note that Leslie Looked awesome at the row ceremony cause she did um it wasn’t surprising to me that he gave her the first rose like that made sense to me. Um.
Steve
Um, yeah, um.
Steve
V.
Sammi
And then we’re met with a cliffhanger cause he gets upset and he leaves the room duh da da.
Steve
This is an extreme cliffhanger too like just absolute because the way that this is constructed is it’s it’s masterful stuff. He says the I love yous to everybody and then you give out the roast and then and then the other thing is is just like ok well Teresa has had. Such a I I don’t know if you can say she’s had the poll position but she has clearly been up there for a long time. Um, but then I don’t know you know it’s like faith is always just kind of buzzing around that same area and then you realize too that. Like Teresa didn’t get the actual I love you on camera and does that matter and it’s and it’s really it’s like I don’t I don’t know what’s going to happen.
Sammi
So yeah and he said in love to to faith and love to Leslie right? Just saying.
Steve
Um, correct and I don’t know if that makes a difference to him I’m not sure it’s the bachelor. So oh batch nash for sure. Ah, but also gary if if I don’t think he should be.
Sammi
Makes a difference to bachelor nation.
Steve
I think you should be as open as humanly possible to moving because we mentioned the Indiana but also consider that he is currently living in what he thought would be a retirement home chosen specifically for his deceased wife and it is a constant reminder of his pain and trauma i.
Sammi
Ah, yeah.
Steve
Know if that’s the best place for you to be gary. There’s a lot of other places I I don’t know.
Sammi
Yeah, that’s why I’m saying like if he wanted a major change I could see that with faith I think Leslie is like the most familiar thing that he could do so and and Teresa I just don’t think it makes sense I think she’s gone if she sticks around next week then it’s.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Steve
Yeah, yeah.
Sammi
Obviously Leslie yeah.
Steve
Yeah I think Leslie has to win at this point I mean getting the first house here is huge barring some sort of incident in the next week which lord knows that could happen. Um, ah faith is intriguing to me and I I like having her around just because she’s such a weirdo.
Sammi
I Think she’s the underdog. Yeah, she’d make a good golden bachelorette. Yep yeah, we’ll see yeah I don’t I’m not so.
Steve
Yeah, yeah, total weirdo I would love that for her. She’s got some quirks. It’s good. But I yeah I don’t I don’t know.
Sammi
Sure exactly what’ll happen. But I think I think we’re starting to see it take shape. Oh yeah, oh yeah, all right? So now.
Steve
Um, oh yeah, so now that our minnesota gal is there. She’s got her rose and you know there’s other gals. There’s also a golden rose they show. Ah.
Sammi
Oh do is that what the last rose is going to be. It’s gonna be golden. Oh I love it. Oh hot dish. All you know what? Okay this is bad because I still live in Wisconsin right? but like base essentially minnesota.
Steve
Oh yeah, just the the same same color as my tater Tat hot dish after I pull it out of the oven. Ah.
Steve
Barely.
Sammi
And the other day I was in like a a Zoom room and someone mentioned it was like a co-working space and somebody mentioned like duck duck goose and I was like well you know in Minnesota it’s duck duck gray duck that I felt like yes yes.
Steve
Ooh.
Steve
Um, what is that true. That’s so fucked up.
Sammi
I Felt like such a traitor I felt like such a traitor I was like I don’t even why am I defending because it was like a crossword clue or something it was like duck duck blank and there was one Minnesotan in the room as well and they were like gray duck and I was like I know that like there’s there’s actually a place. Um, in St Paul I Think where you can buy ah pint glasses that say either duck duck goose or duck duck gray duck on them to like pledge your allegiance but it makes no sense like why is it duck duck Gray Duck. It’s and it doesn’t.
Steve
Um, a wow.
Steve
Um, you know what? the fuck’s a gray duck. That’s not even a animal like what.
Sammi
Like fool people anymore. You know what? I mean it’s not like you’re saying it to fake someone out. It’s a great duck. There’s like a lot of gray ducks too like you know like.
Steve
Um, that’s like what I would call a goose if I didn’t know what a goose was right I Think what’s that gray duck over there and they’d be like no dummy. It’s a goose like what.
Sammi
A lot of like lady ducks are of the gray persuasion or or graye their grayish.
Steve
The great persuasion I don’t know they general Earth Tones I don’t know if I would call them fully grayed out though I don’t know. Yeah I mean.
Sammi
Okay, now I’m googling gray ducks but the problem the problem is gray duck has been co-opted by this area so you get a bunch of brands.
Steve
Um, yeah, no I’m I’m looking at Gray ducks right now these are like like shades of charcoal and white and like brown. This is not a gray duck a gray dock is just a goose if you don’t know what a goose is period I’m done with it.
Sammi
There is a there is a Pacific black duck That’s called the gray duck that duck is also brown but you know what to to tuck their gray. So just saying maybe maybe colorblind people name them. Yeah.
Steve
Um, ah wow. It’s so yeah, maybe I like Tuck so I’ll I’ll give him a pass. No one else gets a pass though.
Sammi
Yeah I have no idea why? Okay someone said duck duck gray duck was scandinavian and origin I don’t know Anka Anka Graanka yeah I don’t know could make a great dissertation. Not for me.
Steve
Whatever.
Steve
And that for you.
Sammi
Not for me I’ve got plenty to write about. Let’s talk about bat I mean pay me days all right? Ah so oh God you know is I hope so I was ah I was just thinking about that the other day I was like I hope she pooped because I didn’t give us an up tape.
Steve
Um I would love to you think that girl’s pooping yet.
Steve
No, she’s not like she’s got like butt sesis or something at this point like she yeah they never gave us an update. The only update they gave us was that last rose ceremony where he was just like she didn’t poop like you can’t just say that and not give us a she pooped Update That’s that’s like really messed up.
Sammi
Well apparently I mean the thing that’s so weird to me is like why is this a book that she was going to write like why was that already in the works like what does that? What does that mean? yeah.
Steve
Um I.
Steve
I I have no idea no clue.
Sammi
Oh apparently she went on Jimmy Kimmel and did like a breaking news I pooped thing.
Steve
Um, oh good. Ok good for her but like why should I have to watch like a late night talk show that I’m not interested in to learn about the poop like this should have been front page headline like we should have got an update.
Sammi
So this was interesting. Somebody said I think the storyline was all made up to promote the book. You’re writing at least that’s what I heard and she said you’re entitled.
Steve
Ah.
Sammi
To think whatever you want. But I’m a pediatric ot and a lot of my kiddos struggle with issues related to poop fear of going in public fear of losing a body part sensory seeking behaviors etc. The book was an idea six months prior to paradise to normalize pooping and educate in a funny way. However, my experience on paradise helped guide my manuscript.
Steve
Um, whoa.
Steve
Hashtag Normalized pooping.
Sammi
Um, yeah, yeah, normalizing Bowel movements not all Heroes wear capes.
Steve
Um, didn’t we I thought like didn’t didn’t the book. Everybody poops published probably like forty years ago didn’t that kind of normalize the old dump a roof for everyone is that.
Sammi
Well I guess maybe she thought she wanted it to just be human and not like animals or something. Maybe that’s what she wanted I have no idea. Yeah, um, yeah.
Steve
Um I don’t know that’s good. Yeah Hashtag normalized pooping for sure.
Sammi
Apparently she’s still friends with a and s that’s another update. Yeah yeah, um huh.
Steve
Ok, that’s good. So. But she’s still she’s still looking for a poop father for her future Poop babies. That’s good.
Sammi
Yeah, but she said something like oh different. Oh god this is interesting. She said different views on faith took Aaron and I on separate paths but the twist were still the best of friends. We may not be soulmates but we’re bullmates for life. My relationship with Jesus will always be my number one priority and I’m so.
Steve
Um, you he’s just that that into you faith like come on like.
Sammi
Beyond grateful for I’m just free to get to you. She is really into Jesus but he did not want to help her poop. Um, so yeah I think he’s not as into her because he was like I’m not going to let you poop but she’s hanging out with.
Steve
Button. Yeah, sorry Sam.
Sammi
Ah, Jen so all is good genevive. So yeah, um, okay so that’s our update on on on those things. Um so cat’s pissy. Oh I this was terrible too I like turned on hulu and they were like.
Steve
Um, moon.
Sammi
For some reason even though I know I watched it on Hulu It was like here’s the episode from the week prior and so I was like why is this so deja vu and then I was like wait a minute This is the same episode I got to go to the next and I was like oh God Um, but yeah cats like pissy because like her birthday is over and then.
Steve
Ah.
Sammi
Sleeping Beauty gets ah goes is awake and he’s gonna chat with cat real quick and I’m sure that that’s gonna be fine. Um I’m sure that that’s gonna go really great and then I made a note because like so now I like looked at one subreddit about bachelor in Paradise and now my phone’s like bachelor on Paradise especially in Paradise especially in Paradise and I’m like oh my god.
Steve
Martin.
Sammi
I don’t want to see this because I’m trying not to see spoilers or whatever. Um, but some people ask questions on that subreddit about the bathing suit choices. For some reason though I feel like the whole ah theme of this week was like bathing suits like.
Steve
Um, oh.
Steve
So.
Sammi
You’d get clips of people being like I Really like your bathing suit. It’s very cute. Yes, thank you I am trying to attract someone with it. Um.
Steve
I am interested in the bathing suit stuff too but only from like an editing standpoint so because sometimes they blur the bits in the bobs right? So like how much butt is too much butt. Yeah.
Sammi
Um, yeah.
Sammi
I Feel like they’re really I feel like they’re testing the limits of blurring technology.
Steve
How much bulge just too much bulge.
Steve
And then like when when Rachel and Braden went on that like let’s paint each other date or whatever because Rachel’s butt was covered in paint. It was like fine for all the butt which is interesting.
Sammi
Um, yeah.
Sammi
Yeah, well, it’s like they’re fin times remember when they’ve like painted their whole bodies and stuff. Yep and then they’re like well now we can show it because we live in a puritanical country that makes no sense.
Steve
Um, yeah, and then what I know that’s the answer I Just want to know like who who sets the line who’s the decider and then it gets even weirder when you get into the cleavage.
Sammi
Ah, who decides.
Steve
Because like standard cleave fine under boob. Umm no no no side boob. Ah, ah, not gonna work.
Sammi
Sometimes it’s sometimes it’s fine though because whose suit was it that I was like you’re not even I mean and it’s fine. You can you could wear nothing I don’t care but I was just like I don’t even know how that stays in place. It was like it was like a structural like.
Steve
Um, yeah, who was that there was somebody.
Steve
Thank you.
Sammi
Anomaly you know I was just like this defies physics in my mind. So I’m assuming there’s a lot of tape happening. There’s a lot of tape happening and I was just and I was also like but that’s also not like and this is me being old I’m like that’s not practical. You can you can go.
Steve
Um, yeah, yeah.
Steve
Um, I Forget who is wearing it it Maybe it was was it was it cat or was it it Maybe it was someone who got knocked out early like rear or something.
Sammi
Go out into the water with that and it’s like that’s not the point.
Sammi
It wasn’t cat because cat really likes cat really likes to no this was this week but cat really likes doing like the cutout stuff. You know it’s like oh I’m going to have this thing that like she she likes she likes one shouldered stuff in swimsuit form and she likes cutouts and she likes all that kind of stuff. Um.
Steve
Um, oh yeah.
Steve
Yeah, who what? no it was. It was somebody early on in the season but I had the same thing where I’m like I don’t understand the physics like what do those hold on to so.
Sammi
Yeah I can I.
Sammi
There was another one this week. But anyway it kind of reminds. Well this is like slightly different but ah, kind of reminds you of this an old Archie Comic I used to read. Um yes I think we even established that.
Steve
Ah, because you’re years old
Sammi
I was clipping coupons crocheting a blanket and reading archie comics listen Archie is good. You don’t have to like it but I do um okay, okay, good I’m I’m a weirdo just kidding. That’s not a good junkhead. Um, so.
Steve
And I thought about my favorite Archie comic. ah I’m ah I’m a jug head guy for life. Don’t worry.
Sammi
So okay, so Betty and Veronica are like at the beach or whatever or maybe it was just Veronica and Archie I don’t know but Veronica’s at the beach and she’s like getting buying swimsuit after swimsuit and these are like expensive ass swimsuits and it’s like of them. She like. Couldn’t get it wet like it couldn’t go in the water and then she ended up getting like mustard on it or something like that and then she had to like go change and then like another one she couldn’t get like sunscreen on it or something like that or like it wouldn’t like maybe didn’t fit quite right? I can’t remember but she ah.
Steve
Um.
Sammi
Buying like or really expensive swimsuits in the course of like one beach day and for some reason all these interactions with the women where it’s like they are trying to find the best swimsuit they could possibly wear to attract these men on the beach. Ah, and it’s not working.
Steve
Um, ah.
Steve
The.
Sammi
Ah, just made me think of that I’m just like I don’t know maybe maybe we don’t have to take it so seriously. But I think he did compliment cat’s swimsuit when he talked to her this first time I I can’t remember if he did or if or if John Henry did um but this was so weird. So so.
Steve
M. Oh John Henry the simple man.
Sammi
Tanner’s talking to yeah tanner’ talking to Catt and he’s just like he’s like giving her a corporate breakup and he’s like I I it’s been awesome getting to meet you and there’s like all this like weird music going on like a lot of percussion. Whatever and then he’s just like so I love you as a. Person and I was like this is the best and then and then she’s like you know what? Ah don’t that was let the record show that I also wanted to break up with him so it was mutual and ah he didn’t break up with me first. Okay, we broke up at the exact same time and I didn’t like him.
Steve
Um.
Sammi
And I was going to say the same thing but I just let him say it first because I’m really nice. Okay, so it’s fine. Ah, and I was like sure Jan sure Jan this was mutual. Okay, yeah.
Steve
I Love cat so much right now it was so good and then and then like like you right? It was a total like corporate breakup. It was just like your position as Beach Girlfriend has been eliminated and then fortunately we’re going to have to let you go up.
Sammi
Yeah, it’s become redundant.
Steve
But then she immediately goes into Pr mode. Um, and then my favorite part like I I know that like the only Jest that I’ve been that I’ve seen on the beach has been like like you like you say like that I’m just a baby but she says something.
Sammi
Um, jazz.
Sammi
Yeah.
Steve
Really funny and I actually like rewound hulu to to catch this because it’s like she actually just like do that but Catt is just like she you know she she runs over to all the other women. She’s just like oh my gosh and yeah I we break up save time you know, but but but bu but but but spin mode. And then just just throw away lines. She’s like I’m glad we clarified that but is like clearly like clearly like does dad believe her at all I’m just like ah I didn’t know just had that in her so you know she’s she might have a little something in there. But but even if she does have it.
Sammi
Yes I remember that I did think that was funny.
Steve
I Bet it’s just easier for her to say I’m just the baby and not deal with stuff right? So fine.
Sammi
I Just a baby? Yeah, um, yeah, that was so my God I Also ah did not surprise me that cat’s the kind of person who like obsessively does her hair when she’s upset I could not I was like get your confis out of your here just so annoying. So.
Steve
Um, yeah, stop touching it.
Sammi
Yeah I just like hate it. Um someone someone asked the question is cat a plant like the producers are are telling her to be extra.
Steve
No, no, no, no, she is.
Sammi
And people said I’ve read in multiple other posts of people who went to college and heard that she’s times worse in person and actually acts like this in real life.
Steve
Yeah, and you can’t you can’t coach someone. That’s the beauty of cat like there’s there’s coachable stuff and there’s things that the bachelor does to try and heighten things. This is just the pure uncut good stuff. This is like you know. I feel like it’s like I’m watching like Elizabeth Taylor fight with like Richard Burton or something. It’s just absolute meltdown mode. Amazing I don’t know if she’s actually going to kill someone It’s so cool I’m very into it. Love this cat.
Sammi
I Mean you know she is a nurse ah which I think is interesting because a lot of nurses were like former mean girls right? and they’re like mlmmers up.
Steve
Um, that’s very interesting I don’t.
Steve
Um, I do find it very interesting.
Sammi
There are amazing. Nurses nurses are the only reason I’m like existing in this body in the state. It’s in today. But there’s a lot of like nurses out there that are like that. It’s like a very toxic weird industry.
Steve
Um.
Steve
It’s so weird because yeah like I like some of the people that I know that are nurses are some of the most just like wonderful caring loving incredible human beings. Yes, yeah, also I know I’ve I’ve met a lot of traveling nurses just like bartending.
Sammi
Yes I love nurses but not cat, not nurses like cat.
Steve
And they’re always the coolest super generous people like very very nice. So a lot of good nurses out there. But at the same time she travel I hope she doesn’t travel to Milwaukee um, but every once in a while like I just don’t get it because it doesn’t make sense with what you do and I know a person who ah not.
Sammi
Except for cat. She’s also a travel nurse.
Steve
Not like cat because cat’s special but it’s a person who I would describe like if so was like describe this person in word I’d be like selfish or if I had more words I’d be like selfish dumb baby weird selfish person adult who acts like an year old like she is just garbage and she only cares about herself and I’m like.
Sammi
A nurse.
Steve
How can you be the most selfish human being I have ever met and your job is to like give yourself fully to helping and caring about others like that’s crazy right? Like what is that.
Sammi
Yeah, sometimes sometimes I wonder if it’s like compartmentalization and like compassion fatigue or something you know what I mean like um, it’s like I you’re like well I’m not bringing my work home with me So I’m gonna be a dick to you.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Steve
Ah, yeah, there you go are just it’s just balance. Yeah, it’s balance I Well I I’m such a giving person in real life that as soon as I’m outside of my scrubs I’m going to be a little goblin. Sure.
Sammi
You know what? I’m saying like that it could be that. Yeah.
Sammi
I’m just saying there is I mean there’s a lot of memes about like about like nurses being the the girls who are mean to you in high school and now they’re trying to sell you essential oils while they’re nursing I’m not saying that. That’s true of all their nurses by any means but there is like a subsection of them that other nurses also hate.
Steve
Um I Love that? yeah.
Sammi
Um, and yeah, yeah, so I hope you all understand our loyal nurse listeners that we are not talking about you but you know just like when I say men are trash I’m not talking about you Lovely men listeners I’m talking about you specifically? Um, but it is.
Steve
They’ll try to sell you a cut co knife and if you don’t buy They’ll stab you in the back with it. Okay.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Steve
She’s talking about me specifically.
Sammi
Interesting I mean I want to think that there’s something redeeming in cat because she says that she and Olivia are best friends but we’ll get early not hurt Olivia her and charity are best friends but we’ll get to that later I was looking at the the little talking heads of her and Olivia talk or her and Eliza talking. Oh my god I’m getting everybody’s name messed up today. She does not talk to Olivia that would be funny if she did.
Steve
Um.
Steve
Ah, that would be funny. Yeah.
Sammi
Ah, they don’t like each other. Ah okay I’m getting tired. Okay I love you as a person. So yeah, so she’s like we broke up first. It was mutual whatever and then she’s like um, you know what he doesn’t even get open mouth make out with me so I hate him which.
Steve
Um, yeah, what was that I don’t even know what that is what.
Sammi
But she was just saying that he doesn’t like use tongue. So like they’re not even like kissing it sounds like yeah, that’s true. That’s true. Um, and then I was trying to figure out what she was saying on the bleeps. It took me like a while to figure it out until they like made it very obvious later that they’re like oh she’s saying fuck Boy she’s calling him a.
Steve
Yeah I wouldn’t kiss her either though like consider that like ah.
Sammi
Fuck Boy um, and and then she’s like I walked away from him. He didn’t walk away from me and then no I don’t think he’s a fuck boy at all. He’s just like doing the game but Braidden getting upset about her calling someone a fuck boy is the ultimate hypocrisy I think that is.
Steve
Um, is he a fuck boy if he I don’t think he’s fucked any. But.
Steve
Um, right? yeah why yeah yeah I was like yeah, let’s talk about double standards bro and then what does he? What does he say because he she calls him a fuck boy and then Braden accuses her of.
Sammi
Hilarious. Yeah, he’s like oh oh my God I can’t believe she would call but a double standard and I’m like I can see the future to braden. Um.
Steve
Um, what is it homie hopping. That’s it right.
Sammi
Home me happy. Yeah Homeie happy. Ah, okay, yeah, and this is when there’s more bathing suit talk because je has that like cool bathing suit on and I don’t remember who she was talking to I don’t have that note but I just remember their like cute bathing suit. She’s like yeah I’m just trying to like I’m hoping that and this says me like oh so cute because like that.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Sammi
That like you know beige part like matches your skin so kind of looks like you’re like not wearing anything like very is cool and she’s like well I’m hoping he notices but he wants me to give him space today and I just don’t know what’s gonna happen and and and Blake’s like well one of us has to be tested at some point I guess um. By the way Blake is playing the game perfectly. He is so strategic he is so good at pretending that it’s kind of scary I have to say but I see through it.
Steve
Eaten Wonderfully masterly.
Steve
He has he has grown and by grown I mean I don’t know as a person but he has grown as someone who understands how the bachelor works like that is too. Yeah, he is. He’s got a Ph D in like dumb Bachelor Tv crap like he is so good at it.
Sammi
He understands game theory.
Sammi
Um, he is so good. He is so good. Um, so he’s just like you know I guess one of us will have to be tested but I didn’t want to see it go down this way, but it is what it is I’m kind of hurt I’m kind of hurt by what she did um but you know.
Steve
What are you going to do.
Sammi
We’re just gonna have to figure it out and who comes on the steps but genevie and she’s like this is my time to shine and she’s real excited and she’s like and I don’t really remember what happened ah with her before.
Steve
Um.
Steve
With Genevieve.
Sammi
Because my memory is so bad. Yeah, because she was saying like she got in her head and got anxious did that like play out on the show or am I forgetting something am am I forgetting something.
Steve
Um I I am a hundred percent forgetting something because I I have no idea what happened to her.
Sammi
Because when she when she alluded to that I was like there must have been something that happened right? like where she got like stressed out or something.
Steve
Yeah, and in a show where people are on a weekly basis being very stressed out and just kind of melting down um hers doesn’t stick out to me. So oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sammi
Oh yeah, she had a slang remember that I forgot about that She had an injury. Yeah um.
Steve
During a ah probably a a power powder puff football game of some sort I would imagine that’s typically how the injuries are.
Sammi
Yeah I think it was yeah it was. It was the bachelor bowl I think and then yeah and then her team didn’t even win and they didn’t even cover that she was like in the sling. She just like we just saw her at the Rose ceremony with the sling getting a rose Thank goodness.
Steve
There you go.
Sammi
Um, yeah, okay I didn’t remember anything I’m not seeing anything like quickly and if you’re yelling at me because I don’t remember I’m so sorry I just I don’t remember because I was like I don’t remember anything controversial with her anything like that or anything that I don’t know nothing really stood out to me in terms of like oh yeah.
Steve
You.
Sammi
That would be weird or whatever. So but she’s she’s maybe that was part of it. It’s like we didn’t really see her a lot so she’s like you’re gonna see me now. Okay, it’s happening and so it’s her time she talks to Tyler and to blake and.
Steve
Button.
Sammi
Um, oh and then and and it’s obvious that she’s like angling towards blake and then um, he’s like okay well I got to talk to Jess or whatever and I felt like it the whole time he was just like what can I say to get out of this situation. You know and he’s like ah maybe a shakeup. Is a good thing. Do you ever think of that I bet you didn’t.
Steve
Um, is this so good. He’s just like I’m going to make you think that my idea is your idea and then you’re going to think it’s a good idea. It’s really good, but.
Sammi
Yeah, you like shakeups right? and she’s like remember those salads for Mcdonald’s that you could shake you liked those right? Maybe we can maybe we could do that again. Um I’ll get you a free pedometer and everything and you know.
Steve
I Love those? um.
Sammi
Yeah, like I think Jes is treating Blake not well honestly and and she’s like but I don’t know why you would say yes because I’m just a jqe baby and and he’s like listen I just got to go explore other options. That’s what I got to do um.
Steve
So no, no.
Sammi
That’s all I have on that because they don’t go on their date for a little bit. Ah John Henry okay so let’s talk about John Henry so first of all, ah he’s like he’s like talking about golf and like he did not. He did not strike me as a golf guy but he was like.
Steve
Ah.
Steve
No, he’s a simple man. He strikes me as a I’m going to sit on the porch and whittle. What does he do.
Sammi
But I am bad at it.
Sammi
He’s like well I do I I do like playing golf but I am bad at it and then olivia’ is like oh my god because she thinks everything he does is the best because she just thinks he’s really cute and so she’s just like John Henry you golf I got.
Steve
Um, he is like.
Sammi
Um, and he’s like yeah I mean I’m not good. She’s like can we all calling together and he’s like sure I don’t Why could we golf together. Yeah absolutely, she’s like yay. Um.
Steve
It’s it’s so great like I don’t John Henry is wonderful. He is beautiful and pure and and lovely but it he is so far out of his element here. He’s just getting tossed around. He’s just like an empty husk of a band getting chucked between these women.
Sammi
Yeah, he’s just like sure sure and then yeah, so cats just like oh I’m gonna go for him because you know what I want to I want to what’s his what that tongue do to to call back to to many bachelor and paradises ago.
Steve
Well, he’s an easy man to get the attention of all, you got to do is like stand over there in a bikini and squeak a little ball or something it’ll come running over. It’s oh the problem is I don’t think like he doesn’t realize that he’s being flirted with at any point with anyone ever.
Sammi
Yeah, and he’s like oh hi. How’s it going? Yeah, we can. Yeah I’d like to talk to you. You seem nice.
Steve
Like he’s just like happy to be there like he has no idea that Catt is trying to flirt with him and she’s just like oha it that you do a dangerous job for a living that’s crazy. Ah, that’s so cool you you go on know lot’ wonderful stuff.
Sammi
Yeah, he’s like oh this is nice.
Sammi
Yeah, and like this is when Braden’s like oh she told me hopping and then he does like a really bad rap every time every time I go maybe I’ll like braided he does something that makes me hate him so that’s good. Thank you for doing that keep doing that brain and keep that energy up I love it.
Steve
Um, ah we love that.
Steve
Ah, is good. Listen there’s there’s nothing wrong with Braden he’s just on the beach looking for someone that he can call my wife that’s he loves his poor at ah.
Sammi
Ah I hate him so much I really do hate him. Um, he’s just soul cringe anyway. So so then so cat’s like ah all right I’m going to cause more trouble and she’s like hey Eliza. Um, so.
Steve
Ah, is trash.
Steve
Um.
Sammi
Charity and I are basically bf fs. Okay, she’s my best friend and so yeah, that’s why I’m like some of some part of me wants to think that she has some redeeming qualities because I don’t know why charity would be best friends with her but I also think she’s probably exaggerating the best friendship between um, but she’s like. All I saw so charity and I talked before I came up paradise and I was like who should I be worried about and he she was like stay away from an b and I was like oh my good what and she was like there’s a cheating skinball and I was like us scandal just know that okay, just know that. There is a cheating scandal doll. Um, yeah, well we’ll find out. Um, but yeah, and then there’s oh by the way I made a note that Olivia and Eliza’s cat impersonations are spot on much better than mine.
Steve
Um, and I just made it up just now. Yeah, we’ll see.
Sammi
Ah, they both like impersonated a cat and didt like huge. Ah um, but yeah, ah so it’s kind of like well why is she bringing that up now why out of the blue. Why at this what you know she’s just bored. She’s just trying to like take the heat off herself like don’t know. Um, probably because she’s awful. Um, and then I think this is something that Kat says she’s like he’s not actually country. He’s a deepseed diaper. Okay, so he’s like not country can’t be country under the sea did you know that and also he’s got a vibrating tongue ring. Okay.
Steve
Um, ah you can’t be a cowboy if there’s no cows under a water.
Sammi
And need I say more and I will say.
Sammi
Ah I do love like Avan’s always kind of like in the mix gossiping with the ladies and I really enjoy it. He’s just kind of off to the side and he goes oh like gasps every once a while like you didn’t no oh my god like.
Steve
Um I like that too.
Sammi
He’s just like who I love this like this hot gas. You know, give it to me so he’s just kind of doing his thing doing that stuff. Um, and it’s very cute. Ah Becca comes down and I was like I have no idea who this is and she’s like I only made it one night I was like that’s why I have no idea who you are. And um, so she’s here to add some more trouble to the beach and I just have a quote that says everyone thinks she’s hot because she is ah and her day is choose someone and create a recipe for love? Yes, um, and so okay. There’s some drama there and we’re going like back and forth between like the like the cat and John Henry stuff and like these new dates that are coming in I don’t remember was this cat who asked him what do you look for in a woman John Henry and he goes adventure. You know, doing stuff.
Steve
Ah, you so precious.
Sammi
And then he was like and then he was like sense of humor and then and then who said this was a cat my brother fishes so I totally get it and it’s like that is not deep sea diving my brother fishes. So I totally get you.
Steve
Um I love all of this. It’s so good John Henry and John Henry what kind of food. Do you like I like pasta from the box. You know I heard you could put it in water and heat it up, but it gets soft. It’s so good like John Henry
Sammi
Deep sea diving.
Steve
Did he say that no could he say that Absolutely you know.
Sammi
Sure that’s on my John Henry Soundboard already um and I think my other note is for Braden. Maybe I don’t know I just said. They have brain cells to rub together between the two of them. This seems like the perfect pairing must have been Brayden Becca and and the it was like could you see us vibing I think we’re gonna vibe I think it’s time for us to vibe together and then Braden’s like
Steve
Um, it’s going to be good.
Steve
We’re gonna vibe.
Sammi
Go on the state and then he’s like I should probably talk to Rachel and she’s like um I just got like naked and turned into a pinata with you and now you’re leaving with some other check on the beast like what the hell. Yeah.
Steve
Um, yeah, it’s time to go to the horny kitchen with with Braden who are just previously accused a woman of homie hopping. Yeah and he yeah.
Sammi
Yes, exactly that’s why I’m saying he’s such a hypocrite. Also we already know that this is something he does because one of his exes on Tiktok very kindly I will add called him out. Yeah, we know.
Steve
And yeah, so and and with Rachel he was bor adding like big time and he’s just like with such a magical day. So much born me lu more and then immediately. Yes, so excite.
Sammi
So excite? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s like yeah your homie hopping because that’s what you do? um so we go then we go to like the blake and Genevee date and he’s like genevie makes me feel calm.
Steve
Button.
Sammi
And it’s like really nice and I’m like oh you you are cute like whatever um and then Tyler starts talking to Jess while they’ while Blake and jevi are on their date and I just wrote picking Jess over Mercedes is a wild joyce wild.
Steve
Now up and energy. That’s good.
Sammi
Absolutely wild. Why would you do that? What are you doing tyler you can’t in the real world. You cannot get a woman like Mercedes I can guarantee you that what do you do? What do you do when you throw on it away anyway. So he think very highly yourself, but he’s just like you’re so mut know and I just love your glitter and she’s like oh what? So you do think i’m.
Steve
Um, interesting, very interesting.
Sammi
Cute me is like duh.
Steve
But I love your glitter they they’ve like every wo but on this beach has been slathered and glitter for the past three weeks is there all that I just want to know if like.
Sammi
I mean he didn’t say I love your glitter but Jess is known for glitter. Obviously so it’s implied.
Steve
Just Jess is wearing the glitter and then it’s rubbing off on everyone else if they’re all just getting into the glitter game.
Sammi
I think they were like we’re gonna wear glitter like Jess. Um, yeah, there’s a lot of eye contact that’s happening in this part. It’s also interesting because Blake and Jess both have very intense eyes and now they’re like on dates with other people.
Steve
I.
Sammi
And they’re just like looking at each other’s eyes and there’s a lot of smooching and and then there’s like of the most like like on brand songs ever played in bachelor history where it’s like is it me or you or you and me I was like what is this? ah.
Sammi
Play The background I was like damn. Okay, yeah, it’s there was ah there were some tictoks I saw where it was like the extremely literal music of love is blind. It’s so on the nose. It’s like it’s like someone in their you know department their media department.
Steve
Um, really good stuff.
Steve
Um.
Sammi
Is just searching for song titles. You know where it’s like you know it’s like I’m indecisive and then the song’s like I then decisive I can’t decide I Just don’t know which way to go of indecisive and you’re like oh yeah, that’s it put that in.
Steve
Um.
Steve
That’s that’s the mood.
Sammi
Insert. Yeah, so it’s very but which I mean listen when I’m just like I don’t know which stock photo thing to do how many times can I put a scale on something or someone climbing the stairs or someone walking a trail I Just can’t do it anymore I can’t do it anymore. So I get it. It’s fine. Yes.
Steve
You make sense.
Sammi
Sometimes you just have to pick pick the easy Rod but I was like is it me or you or you and me if you didn’t hear that song I would encourage you to go back to that point in the episode and really listen to it because it cracked me up. Um.
Steve
Loop it.
Sammi
And then Braden just gets to go on like every sexy date and like is this what tntra is like not really whatever. Ah, but they’re in this kitchen and they’re like doing sexy stuff and he’s like very excited um and that’s all I want to say about that date. He had fun. Yeah I don’t know if you have anything to say about that date. But I don’t.
Steve
No, it’s I mean it’s just like this is classic Braden right? Like yeah you go he goes out the sex kitchen date and he everything that had previously happened with Rachel out of his head but he’s worried about what women are doing and if they’re dating other people. he’s he’s trashed
Sammi
And okay, yeah.
Sammi
Um, yeah, he’s shot.
Steve
They tried they tried to rehab him and some of us I’m not going to name name some of us were we We were starting to you know, get weak knees here and and just and he’s give in just give in I know he’s He’s the trash God and he will remain as such.
Sammi
Not me, not me not me fool me once. Yeah, never again. Um I keep calling everyone Olivia but now I’m actually talking about Olivia um, so like I loved that what she’s talking about cat. They put. Ah, her kron not a cat fan and then she just was like I’ll vomit about cat I’m just gonna vomit about her and I can’t believe she’s talking to John Henry he is like or whatever and she’s like yeah motorross m ya love that That’s so great.
Steve
Um, yeah.
Sammi
You know and Sam is like she’s the voice of the audience. The reason sam’s here. She’s voice of the audience and she’s like John Henry just has a little hamster wheel in his head. Ah and and then there’s like more gossiping with Cat Kylie and aven and they’re just kind of like what. Talking about with Olivia what’s going on over there and whatever. It’s like this is like the whole John Henry has to choose who who he likes and what he’s doing and but he doesn’t know that yet and he’s talking to Olivia and my favorite part was he was like is that limp lip plumper which means she’s been wearing lip plumper on the beach and it burned his lips.
Steve
Um.
Sammi
Because I don’t are are you? You’re familiar with Lip Plumper I can’t say that word.
Steve
Oh yeah, that yeah, ah, only from the the standpoint of if you smooch someone and they got it on then you’re like why does my my face hurt and that’s why.
Sammi
Yeah, yeah, yeah, can’t relate because my lips are perfect. Ah no, Ah, someone did give me it once like because they’re like oh you try it and I was like I don’t really understand the point because now it just looks like I got stung because you know. So I’m just like I don’t think that’s cute, but that’s just me but I have tried it before and yeah, like it feels kind of tingly and stingy and whatever and so he’s I Just like that he looked at her lips and he’s like is that lip plumper because I don’t want my face to burn and I and I was like I thought that that was actually very successful of the smartest things he said.
Steve
Ah, it’s a good question. Ask.
Sammi
Um, but then they’re making out knees like it was lip plumper and it kind of went by fast but it was very funny. Um and then okay and then this was like the wildest thing. Okay, so so first of all cat and Olivia are not friends. We have established this um and cat goes. Why is my. Friend doing that like why is she? Why is she kissing the person that she’s been dating hello are you delusional like what is going on. Ah yeah, so strange and so there’s like this whole yeah love triangle thing going on of the beach. We’ll see how that resolves.
Steve
Yeah I yeah.
Sammi
And um Aaron is like well you know what haven’t seen a lot of me this episode and I just want to say my confidence is super high and I’m just doing great and really nothing. Nothing could hurt this relationship that no nothing.
Steve
Nothing nothing bad could happen ever. Yeah.
Sammi
Yeah, could possibly go wrong between me and Eliza and um and then Eliza comes out and talks to Erin and she’s like so I was in the bathroom touching up my faith per usual and ket tells me the weirdest thing she just like tells me that your. Like you’re like dating somebody and there’s like a cheating scandal and like whatever and he’s like ah what that’s not like what it was like it was I was just dating someone and then I wasn’t dating them and then I came here was basically his.
Steve
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sammi
Explanation right? Um, and then and then Eliza’s like well I wish there was somebody here who could clear this up for us and then the paradise guyss go hello and charity is like I’m here. Um, and then.
Steve
Um, people love that.
Sammi
Okay, and then but before she comes down right? I think it’s right before she comes down Erin’s like can I talk to you cat and she goes. Ah yeah, what like who me why if you want to talk to me and I’m like oh the? Um, and yeah, so we don’t see charity on the beach.
Steve
Um, this guy.
Sammi
Yet, right? She’s like coming down and then there’s the cat conversation and then there’s things that are getting shaken up and we’re going to see how that all comes to a head if there’s going to be an interrogation in paradise and if Erin’s going to be revealed to be this super bad terrible guy that you have to.
Steve
Yep.
Sammi
Stay away from um and I do agree at the very end we see like a little charity interview and there’s like this bug that looked horrifying and that scared me I would want what want to be near that bug. She was like it’s like a half half cockroach half I don’t remember what else rat who knows.
Steve
Um.
Steve
No, there’s all kinds of gross stuff on the beach.
Sammi
And thing was huge. It’s like very gross. Um, yeah, why do they have to be outside. But I mean we already know that she like it’s not like the biggest fit of ah creepy crawly things like those Lizards and Dotton’s just like um.
Steve
The.
Steve
So what.
Steve
And the mean crabs that are everywhere.
Sammi
There’s like hundreds of them. You haven’t seen them. She’s like no yeah, those crabs hearts get well and like the birds too that eat the crabs very also scary. So what do you think? did you have you heard about anything about Aaron and all this like cheating stuff.
Steve
No I Never heard anything before and I haven’t looked into anything Again. I’m not good at being on the internet and like looking into the batch nash stuff. Um I mean I guess he could be.. He’s kind of a weeny. It doesn’t it doesn’t like it sounds bad. It doesn’t really change my opinion of him Like. It’s just like oh of course I didn’t like you that much. Anyway, it’s like yeah.
Sammi
I mean it’s like I whatever I don’t I’m guessing. It’s probably not as bad as it sounds because we haven’t heard about it. So that’s my guess. Um, there’s not a lot about it that I can see on like Reddit um, at least on the posts that I’m looking at.
Steve
Yeah.
Steve
Ah, and and then and then it’s like what like he had an ex-girlfriend who didn’t like him and just like trash talked him in some Dms or something like I don’t know because there’s it could just be something like yeah your ex-girlfriend said that you you were a dick or something like that like. Without being specific but other times it’s like people come out and they say stuff you’re like oh shit that’s hyper specific and super bad. Um, so yeah I I agree I feel like I would have heard rumblings of something if it was serious business. So also maybe Kat just made everything up. That’s.
Sammi
Yeah, apparently cat’s been in in Reddit um, and so yeah, interesting kind of will allegedly.
Steve
Very possible. So.
Steve
Of course she has been.
Sammi
It’s kind of weird this account gets called out and is deleting all comments and the next day the Julia Roberts dope account is created to throw people off cat. We know you are reading this and there’s something where it says like ah yes, like they’re like cat is a fucking nightmare and she goes and that’s funny being a mean girl yourself. On a platform we claim another girl and whatever stop hating and do something more productive with your life other than bashing bo hate is a virus. Oh yeah, see there’s a post about mean girl nurses. Okay, let’s see see I’m not kidding I’m not trying to I’m not trying to be like super rude or whatever. This is like a well a well known meme.
Steve
Um, ah slandering.
Sammi
Um, yeah yeah yeah I do care? Yeah I don’t know if this has been mentioned before but the fact that Kylie and Kat are both nurses makes me hate our healthcare care system even more they’re both such awful shell of people I actually don’t have a problem with Kylie a lot of people in Redit. Don’t like Kylie um, they’re both such awful shellow people I wouldn’t trust them take care of anyone woof. Before you jump on me for this comment I’m not referring to all nurses I know there are plenty of good, kind, caring ones out there. But lately I’ve seen so many bad ones and it’s it’s disheartening and um, no no, it’s Forest dweller one seven um yeah
Steve
And and the name of that account is Sammi that’s.
Sammi
% ofs are kick guest people and have really big cards for sure, but they’re not the ones that are getting on reality Tv and being annoying on social media. That’s three you know it’s like ah it’s that amplification that makes it that makes it worse. That’s what it is ah but yeah, a lot of people in Reddit don’t like Kylie what’s your opinion of.
Steve
And.
Steve
Yep out for sure.
Sammi
Of Kylie and evenven I just yeah I don’t have I don’t have an issue.
Steve
I mean air fine. She’s she’s fine I yeah I don’t think ah in the grand scheme of of villainous bachelor and bachelorette people come on Kylie really a lot. she’s she’s fine um yeah I I don’t know.
Steve
She doesn’t rub me the wrong way is she probably oh, she’s a little shallow. Yeah I bet so so is everyone on that beach right now like come on ah that I don’t have a serious problem with it now here’s my question for you is anyone going to survive that like what is what is a functional relationship on the beach right now.
Sammi
A.
Steve
We have anything is there anyone right now where you’re like yeah they could get engaged.
Sammi
I don’t even think that a and Kylie necessarily will get engaged. Although I do think that they are still like a buddy buddy on Twitter so I don’t know. Um, but yeah, we’ll see we’ll see that’s the only couple that I can think of at this point that would like.
Steve
Yeah, and they barely pass the sniff test like they’re.
Sammi
Possibly do anything. Yeah, there’s not like it. There’s not like this super strong connection I mean I think the thing that was like disheartening about last season is the couple that everyone was just kind of like they’re going to make it forever they separated and you’re like wait. What? what.
Steve
So.
Sammi
That was like shocking to me. It’s still kind of shocking to me that one I was just kind of like yeah that’s a given and they’re gonna be together for like years ah so I don’t know.
Steve
Ah, well yeah I I don’t know I I hope that I mean someone’s going to get engaged because they already teased it. But hell if I know Braden Brad no get engaged to the person he meets the week before they get engaged. Yeah.
Sammi
Yeah, someone’s going to get engaged I do know that last yeah and then and then it’s going to be like after Paradise or whatever and then he’ll like go hang out with somebody else. Yeah.
Steve
That’s the answer.
Steve
Yep, exactly it’ll be perfect.
Sammi
Yeah, I don’t know. Um, yeah, I’m not so that’s interesting, um, stage clinger interesting. Ah so apparently yeah, okay, sorry I was like reading I was reading some Brandon and serene. Ah. Because yeah I still am kind of like what happened there that was so weird but there’s some there’s some speculation redta is really just such a fun little cesspool. Um, but there yeah someone was talking about apparently that like he’s very clingy. Yeah I could see that.
Steve
So yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.
Sammi
I mean I think he is clingy. So yeah, um, all right anyway. So yeah I don’t know if I have any predictions I would say there’s probably gonna be like other person who comes on the beach really shakes things up and maybe things get really serious, really fast. That’s gonna be my fun little prediction. Yeah.
Steve
I Think that’s good.
Sammi
And I think they’re well I’m not going to say anything else I saw something I shouldn’t have seen. Okay and I’m trying not to say anything.
Steve
I hope listen I okay I can’t make any predictions at this point because it’s it’s just been nonstop like Mary go round chaos. So my I can hope I can hope though.
Sammi
That’s why I said Mary go round before enough. Yeah.
Steve
And hope is important and my hope is that cat keeps temporarily duping men into choosing her because she’s pretty and then just stays on the show forever and ever because I don’t want it to go away just leave her on the beach.
Sammi
Yeah I think she’s going to stay on the show forever and ever I think so um, she’s well she’s like that bug that charity saw half cockroach chaff. Whatever so the cat’s job is be ah that’s pretty funny I I hope.
Steve
Can live there now. Yeah, no cat’s New. Job is beach that just leave her.
Sammi
Rachel find somebody nice.
Steve
Yeah I don’t think she will no one’s nice John Henry just go to John Henry no absolutely
Sammi
Well, that’s why I’m saying someone else has to come down right for this to like resolve. There’s gotta be and I also don’t feel like anyone has come down that Rachel was actually excited to see so I feel like they’re saving it. That’s my that’s my estimation. That’s my guess.
Steve
Um, yeah I hope so.
Sammi
But yeah, only time will tell out here in Paradise and until next time friends um, be cool stay in school say Thank you to the nice nurses in your life.
Steve
Um, only time will tell.
Steve
Absolutely And guess what don’t do needle drugs unless you’re a nurse and then you’re like giving them to people but like the right way. Yeah, legally yeah.
Sammi
What.
Sammi
Yeah, do them legally yeah as recommended.
Steve
Designated injection sites.
Sammi
How did that become our ending.