Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 8 What would Gerry say if we told him we loved this season of Golden Bachelor? Something like "Oh, I feel the same way" (in not-so-slight Kermit voice) The complete and utter audacity of […]

Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 7 Sammi saw people on Reddit talking about being tired of BIP, but how is that possible with all of the glorious shake-ups on our hands? The Golden Bachelor Women Tell All was predictably […]

Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 6 Double standards, horse girls, and new faces – this week had it all. We get a little into the Reddit muck again, but no spoilers! Sammi just keeps getting the annoying popups on […]

Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 5 Lucky you, three episodes in one week?? Week 5 for Golden Bachelor was a whirlwind! One might even say, a once-in-a-lifetime rollercoaster experience? We now have the three final women for hometowns. For […]

Jilly Box: Fall 2023 Opening! What happens when you feel a crisp in the air? I think it’s time to unwrap another Jilly Box! We’ll actually be back for a winter opening as well, but to enjoy what came out […]

Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 4 Featured doctors, ice cream tummy aches, and truth boxes SMASHED open. Could this week get any better? Yes, of course it could, but it was a pretty decent week for both shows. We […]

Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 3 We keep hearing that word, “hope.” What does it MEAN? Have we watched too much reality TV and are reading into something that doesn’t exist? Probably. Week 3 is another rollercoaster. We cry […]

Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 2 We hope you’re liking these double-punch episodes. By the way, to get to the Bachelor in Paradise highlights, skip to 36 minutes. We spend some time talking about how it’s totally OKAY to […]

Golden Bachelor in Paradise – Week 1 We’re back with a double feature! Welcome to Golden Bachelor in Paradise, the best fall feature that will ever cross your ears. We really start to get in the weeds with all the […]

Rose Plate Special: Charity, Week 9 Here’s what we’ll say about the finale: Kudos to the producers for faking out Sammi fairly effectively, but is it even a fakeout when she was operating on little sleep and lots of pinball […]